Villain hitting in Hong Kong, filmed for you. You name them. She beats them.
You get the video.
What arrives
A video, not a receipt
Three files in your inbox within 72 hours of filming. If the practitioner is not at the bridge that week, you are refunded, not rescheduled.
US$15, one price
One price, everything included. Filmed within 6 days of your order, or refunded in full. The video reaches your inbox within 72 hours of filming.
Villain or blessing, the price is the price. The practitioner is paid her full rate before we take anything. In Hong Kong? Go in person instead.It's HK$50 at the stall.
八部曲 · the eight movements
What she actually does
The order matters. This is the sequence as it is performed under the flyover, not a version we invented.
- 請神
incense and red candles lit, the deities called to witness.
- 稟告
your slip and their name written onto the paper effigy.
- 過火
both papers passed through the flame.
- 打小人
the shoe. This is the part you came for.
- 祭白虎
the effigy fed to the paper tiger, pork fat and all, then burned.
- 化解
rice and five-colour beans scattered.
- 祈福
gold paper burned, allies asked for.
- 擲筊
moon blocks thrown. You see the result on camera, whatever it is.
The other ritual
Not here to curse anyone?
The same women, the same bridge, no effigy: incense, offerings and gold paper burned for one person, by name. US$15, everything included.
Free, for anyone
Not ready for the shoe?
The notebook takes everything and burns on command. No account, no charge, and your words never leave your browser.
Before you order
Straight answers
Does it work?
No idea. The practitioners say the effect starts in about a week. What we can promise is that a woman in her seventies will hit a piece of paper with a shoe on your behalf, and you will have the footage.
Why first names only?
Because a video naming a real, identifiable person is a weapon, and we're not making one. Auntie refuses politicians for her own reasons; we refuse full names for ours.
Can I be there instead?
Yes, and you should. It's HK$50 at the stall, cash, no appointment. Canal Road Flyover, between Causeway Bay and Wan Chai MTR. We exist for the people who can't get here.
Who gets the money?
The practitioner is paid her full rate for every ritual, before we take anything.
Are there tiers or extras?
No. The price is the whole price. Your villain's first name and what they did are read aloud at the bridge, and you get all three files: the full uncut video, the 30-second cut and the ash photograph. Nothing is held back for a higher tier, and we take no photographs of anyone — by design, not by omission.